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foodchewer:

live laugh lasagna

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sikhfam:

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

(via weirdisnormalisweird)

how to become a mother

babelady:

1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation

(via thebootydiaries)

niceshibe:

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

(Source: twitter.com, via officialinternet)

jasper-rolls:

“hey that’s my umbrella”

“no, i’m lifehacking”

“you’re stealing my umbrella”

“lifehack”

“how are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella”

“lifehacking”

(via bastille)

stfleur-de-lis:
“ jehovahhthickness:
“I’m happy to know that I’m not the only freak of nature that do this.
”
Lmao omg couldn’t be more relatable
”

stfleur-de-lis:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m happy to know that I’m not the only freak of nature that do this.

Lmao omg couldn’t be more relatable

(via sunglow-xoxo)

  • me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
  • brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

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